Fairytale (英文笑話)
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35thwedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly,
a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the
husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all
very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra!
- the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story... Men might be ungrateful idiots ... But
fairies are... female
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